Faking It All Along

Sunday, April 24, 2016 – Faking It All Along

The hair is real; it’s the head that’s fake. ~ Steve Allen

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. ~ Dan Quayle

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. ~ Herman Melville

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. ~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life. ~ Joseph Brodsky

When one is pretending, the entire body revolts. ~ Anais Nin

The only good in pretending is the fun we get out of fooling ourselves that we fool somebody. ~ Booth Tarkington

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical. ~ John Fowles

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical. ~ Joey Skaggs

Respectful dialog, in the interest of searching for more complete truth, is considerably more productive than arguing for the purity of position. ~ Gerard Vanderhaar

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. ~ Oscar Wilde

Nonsense, when earnest, is impressive, and sometimes takes you in. If you are in a hurry, you occasionally mistake it for sense. ~ Benjamin Disraeli

The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake. ~ H. L. Mencken

People generally quarrel because they cannot argue. ~ G. K. Chesterton

Acting is all about faking. We’re all very good at faking things that we have no competence with. ~ John Cleese

A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time. ~ Jeff Lindsay

If you aren’t rich you should always look useful. ~ Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

The faking of feelings is a sin against the imagination. ~ Seamus Heaney

It’s silly to go on pretending that under the skin we are all brothers. The truth is more likely that under the skin we are all cannibals, assassins, traitors, liars, hypocrites and poltroons. ~ Henry Miller

He sounds to himself, saying this, like an impersonator; life, just as we first thought, is playing grownup. ~ John Updike, Rabbit Is Rich

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~ Mitch Hedberg

Nonsense and beauty have close connections. ~ E. M. Forster

You can’t find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. ~ Carrie Fisher

It’s better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody. ~ Matt Damon

The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed. ~ Anita Loos

Nonsense is an assertion of man’s spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance. ~ Aldous Huxley

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. ~ Robert Frost

People are always talking about tradition, but they forget we have a tradition of a few hundred years of nonsense and stupidity, that there is a tradition of idiocy, incompetence and crudity. ~ Hugo Demartini

There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate government action. ~ Bertrand Russell

All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others. ~ Samuel Butler

Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter. ~ Max Beerbohm

Don’t talk to me about a man’s being able to talk sense. Everyone can talk sense. Can he talk nonsense? ~ William Pitt the Elder

Hudibras has defined nonsense, as Cowley does wit, by negatives. Nonsense, he says, is that which is neither true nor false. These two great properties of nonsense, which are always essential to it, give it such a peculiar advantage over all other writings, that it is incapable of being either answered or contradicted. ~ Joseph Addison

You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. ~ Max Beerbohm

No one is exempt from taking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it solemnly. ~ Michel Eyquem de Montaigne, Essays (bk. III, ch. I)