Serious Shopping

Sunday, December 12, 2010 – Serious Shopping

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. ~ Elayne Boosler

If men liked shopping, they’d call it research. ~ Cynthia Nelms

Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ~ Joan Rivers

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. ~ Bo Derek

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? ~ Rita Rudner

I love to go shopping. love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I’d like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, “Extra medium.” ~ Steven Wright

I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. ~ Steven Wright

But it is a cold, lifeless business when you go to the shops to buy something, which does not represent your life and talent, but a goldsmith’s. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. ~ Oscar Wilde

If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? ~ Richard M. Nixon

All those people whose faces decorate the shopping bags of Barnes and Noble, with a few exceptions, would never get published today. ~ Mark Crispin Miller

Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

I hate last-minute shopping, it’s always unsuccessful. ~ Cat Deeley

Star Trek characters never go shopping. ~ Doug Coupland

We’re rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping. ~ Doug Coupland

The few remaining truths are graffiti, suicide notes, shopping lists. ~ Francesca da Rimini

Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There’s shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That’s why I pay no mind. ~ Beck Hansen

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ~ Henny Youngman

Wal-Mart… Do they like make walls there? ~ Paris Hilton

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. ~ Harold Coffin

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election. ~ Imelda Marcos

Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. ~ Erma Bombeck

Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like. ~ Adrienne Gusoff

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. ~ Marcelene Cox

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like. ~ Will Rogers

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Dave Barry

Buying is a profound pleasure. ~ Simone de Beauvoir