The Police

Sunday, January 18, 2015 – The Police

The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence. ~ Robert Peel

There are only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. ~ Jack Nicholson

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

The Hell’s Angels try not to do anything halfway, and anyone who deals in extremes is bound to cause trouble, whether he means to or not. This, along with a belief in total retaliation for any offense or insult, is what makes the Hell’s Angels unmanageable for the police and morbidly fascinating to the general public. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. ~ Benjamin Harrison

If you think people are inherently good, you get rid of the police for 24 hours – see what happens. ~ Sylvester Stallone

Police in China can do whatever they want; after 81 days in arbitrary detention you clearly realize that they don’t have to obey their own laws. In a society like this there is no negotiation, no discussion, except to tell you that power can crush you any time they want – not only you, your whole family and all people like you. ~ Ai Weiwei

The police are not here to create disorder; they’re here to preserve disorder. ~ Richard J. Daley

Let me be clear about this. I don’t have a drug problem. I have a police problem. ~ Keith Richards

A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. ~ Dennis Miller

There are not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. ~ Hubert H. Humphrey

I’m not against the police; I’m just afraid of them. ~ Alfred Hitchcock

The atom bombs are piling up in the factories, the police are prowling through the cities, the lies are streaming from the loudspeakers, but the earth is still going round the sun. ~ George Orwell

A functioning police state needs no police. ~ William S. Burroughs

A decent government with an effective, but not gratuitously violent, police force and a fair court system are essential. This deters and incapacitates psychopaths, bullies and hotheads – and if it earns the confidence of the people, they don’t have to become violent in self-defense. ~ Steven Pinker

To insure the adoration of a theorem for any length of time, faith is not enough, a police force is needed as well. ~ Albert Camus

My belief, for what it is worth, is that city dwellers cannot understand the world. Insulated from reality by complex and expert systems of provision and police, baffled by fashion and spectacle, city dwellers can distinguish neither the sources of their existence nor the consequences. ~ James Buchan

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. ~ Clement Freud

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. ~ George Orwell

Whether the mask is labeled fascism, democracy, or dictatorship of the proletariat, our great adversary remains the apparatus – the bureaucracy, the police, the military. Not the one facing us across the frontier of the battle lines, which is not so much our enemy as our brothers’ enemy, but the one that calls itself our protector and makes us its slaves. No matter what the circumstances, the worst betrayal will always be to subordinate ourselves to this apparatus and to trample underfoot, in its service, all human values in ourselves and in others. ~ Simone Weil

Police business is a hell of a problem. It’s a good deal like politics. It asks for the highest type of men, and there’s nothing in it to attract the highest type of men. So we have to work with what we get. ~ Raymond Chandler

There is something about the state putting the power to bully into the hands of subnormal, sadistic apes that makes my blood boil. ~ Gore Vidal, Death in the Fifth Position

Reading isn’t an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum. ~ Joe Orton, Loot

It’s official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick. ~ Stephen Colbert

It puzzled K, at least it puzzled him looking at it from the policemen’s point of view, that they had made him go into the room and left him alone there, where he had ten different ways of killing himself. At the same time, though, he asked himself, this time looking at it from his own point of view, what reason he could have to do so. Because those two were sitting there in the next room and had taken his breakfast, perhaps? ~ Franz Kafka, The Trial

The encounter did not leave behind with Chief Inspector Heat that satisfactory sense of superiority the members of the police force get from the unofficial but intimate side of their intercourse with the criminal classes, by which the vanity of power is soothed, and the vulgar love of domination over our fellow creatures is flattered as worthily as it deserves. ~ Joseph Conrad, Secret Agent

If you want to know who protects you from the people that take without asking, it is the police. If you want to know who protects you from the police, it is the people who take without asking. And very often they are the same people. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies. ~ Jimmy Buffett


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